🖋 Sincerely, No One.

Theme: Mic-drop sign-offs, fake formality, poetic pettiness

Description:
A cold close. A polite burn. A passive-aggressive masterpiece. This mini-collection is for the cards that don't need closure—they are the closure. Use this as a punchline, a signature, or a statement of disinterest.
Because nothing says “I meant what I said” like signing it off with Sincerely, No One.