Collections
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🎉 Mostly Here for the Cake
I showed up. You’re welcome. Birthday sass, party people, passive party-goers. If...
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🎂 This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
This card is the nicest thing you’ll get today. Birthdays, workplace, general...
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💔 Emotional Damage
Therapy not included. Breakups, betrayal, adulting, all things unhinged. Closure is overrated....
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🎀 Almost Meant It
When sarcasm puts on a clean shirt and tries. Theme: Slightly softer...
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💬 Stuff We Say When We’re Sober
Love you… even when you chew like that. Couples, relationships, long-term love...
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🖋 Sincerely, No One.
Wishing you the best.Sincerely, No One. Mic-drop sign-offs, fake formality, poetic pettiness....
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👨🔧 Collection: Sh!t My Husband Says
Things no one asked him to say. But here we are. Theme: My...
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Season's Beatings
The holidays: when relatives gather, chaos reigns, and you wonder how much...
